pretentiouslimericks:

jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

tagged → #snape

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

tagged → #potter

allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

Anonymous asked: your blog is the best ily

you are the sweetest ily

bluesigma:

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

The second one…an ogre?? I swear it wasn’t an ogre spotted in the three broomsticks when i last read it. i thought it was a hag. or maybe im mixing up books again o.o

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

tagged → #dumbledore

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

Anonymous asked: omg can you please find that picture from the goblet of fire where hermione and krum are in the water and krum is turning back into a human, and hermione looks really scared. i've been looking for it forever.

Is this is??? (Not the best gif but I found it on google search. There are other stills though)

battyyy asked: your blog is gold

Oh thanks :)

please-like-me-i-am-nice:

crispehlicious:

Remember when Ginny caught Percy having a wank?

WHAT